📜 Terms of Service
Effective Date: February 1, 2025
Version 2.1
Last Updated 2025-02-01
Applicable Worldwide
1. Our Agreement
By using our services, you agree to these terms - think of it as a digital handshake. We promise:
- No hidden fees (we hate sock puppetry as much as you do)
- Clear communication in human-readable language
- To deliver code that's as reliable as wool socks in winter
2. Service Details
Included
- Development & deployment
- Basic maintenance
- Documentation
Excluded
- Third-party costs
- Custom hardware
- Post-launch content updates
3. Payment Terms
| Milestone | Due | Late Fees |
|---|---|---|
| Deposit | On signing | N/A |
| Progress Payment | Phase completion +7 days | 1.5%/month |
| Final Payment | Delivery +30 days | 2%/month |
4. Intellectual Property
We Retain
- Proprietary frameworks
- Internal tools
- Licensed libraries
You Receive
- Custom codebase
- Documentation rights
- Exclusive license
5. Termination
By You
30 days written notice with final payment
By Us
Immediate for breach of terms